Zombie Food Utensils

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Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Price: $29.99

Just crack open this zombie head, reach inside, and grab some cookies. We recommend at least 3. You don’t taste the first one, the second one is good but leaves you hungry, and the third one is the most satisfying. Maybe four cookies if you’re extra hungry, but five is right out.

You’ll find more creepy Zombie food utensils, below:

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

Price: $6.99

Instead of having to eat real brains to fit in, you’ll be eating gelatin brains. Instead of cracking open people’s heads, you’ll just need to toil in the kitchen a little. And once the Zombies see you eating gelatin brains, they’ll think you are munching on the real deal and leave you alone (’cause let’s face it, Zombies aren’t that bright). Also great for Halloween and other spooktacular events. So, eat some gelatin brains now, and live to see another day.
Zombie Head Candy Maker

Zombie Head Candy Maker

Price: $24.99

The ultimate in disturbingly delicious experiments, my Zombie Lab gives you tons of terribly tasty treats. Up for brewing bubbly brains? Maybe peeling off some zombie skins? You can even inject spiders into eye sockets or drink down a cup of chunky zombie barf… if you dare! The good news for Mom & Dad is that everything your wee mad scientist needs is in the box, except for water, wax paper, and the willingness to eat some downright disgusting-looking candy. The Zombie Head Candy Maker will be a real hit at your next Halloween party!
Zombie Juice Water Bottle

Zombie Juice Water Bottle

Price: $11.99

Each Zombie Juice Water Bottle is an awesome, coated aluminum liquid tote, with a creep-tastic graphic on the front. Carrying a full 17oz of liquid (that’s two 8oz energy drinks), it will keep you properly hydrated for your war against the undead (or paperwork – either one sucks). And if you have an extra carabiner at home, you can clip this sucker to your bag, belt, keys, or piercings. One thing you never want to be without is liquids, and your Zombie Juice Water Bottle is here to help.
Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds

Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds

Price: $8.99

It’s What Zombies Crave – Little ice-cubes shaped like braaaaaaaainsss!
NOMSkulls Silicone Cupcake Molds

NOMSkulls Silicone Cupcake Molds

Price: $11.99

Cupcakes can be delicious, and because they can be made in molds, can be made to look like the filet mignon of zombie cuisine – brains! This set of silicone molds are designed to look like little cartoony human skulls. When made, they puff out, and can be decorated with pink frosting designed to look just like the looping whorls of neurons and myelinated axons. Mmmm, delicious!
Organ Transport Lunch Cooler

Organ Transport Lunch Cooler

Price: $19.99

Our new Organ Transport Lunch Cooler employs three different methods to dissuade your would-be sammich pilferer: One – Your new lunchbox is going to be pretty unique and will get jaws a-flappin’ over the cool design. Everybody will know who it belongs to, and personalized knowledge of the owner would make the thief feel guilty about stealing. Two – the gross-out factor that the contents of your bag is actual human organs dissuading your thief from even wanting to open it let alone steal it. Three – if the bag actually contained human organs, opening the bag would contaminate the contents, ruining the potential for transplant, and that would be morally reprehensible on a scale that far outstrips simply stealing a lunch.
Zombie Snack Bib

Zombie Snack Bib

Price: $7.99

Babies are messy. Zombies are messy. Zombies + babies are pretty much the perfect storm of eating destruction. Good thing you have this bib handy. We’re glad you plan ahead.

Don’t forget, we also have some gross Zombie food and a great selection of blood energy drinks for you too.

Why not check out a whole load more crazy Zombie stuff from ThinkGeek.com and Amazon.com?

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